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We hope you’re enjoying Skinny Monday because tomorrow’s FAT TUESDAY in all its debaucherous glory. Even here in Dallas. And other than showing your titties for some cheap beads, there’s nothing quite as quintessentially Mardi Gras as slurping some head at the Round-Up during their annual Fat Tuesday Crawfish Boil.

Unlike other crawfish boils in the city, this one’s free!

Bring your appetite, your party attitude and, of course, a few strands of beads. Because if you’re lucky, you can toss them to someone on the dance floor in exchange for a glimpse of something besides boobies. Totally G-rated, public-decency-appropriate, non-crotch-region stuff, of course.

Who could ever be so naughty during Mardi Gras?

Fat Tuesday Crawfish Boil
Tuesday, February 25
8:00 to 11:00 p.m.
The Round-Up Saloon & Dance Hall
3912 Cedar Springs Road, Dallas