When life gives you lemons—get out the lube!
So, you’re self-quarantined. Or you’ve simply decided to work from home to be safe in all this global COVID-19/Coronavirus/Zombie Apocalypse state of hysteria. We’re not downplaying the seriousness at all, but we’re also not going to let a little canceled spring break trip or shortage of hand sanitizer get us down.
And neither are the folks over at Mr. Man.
Right now, they’re offering a self-quarantine special: two-weeks free to their site. Hmmm, that’s the same amount of time recommended for home isolation.
If you’re not familiar with Mr. Man, it’s a site that features more than 90,000 video clips and photos of more than 8,000 actors who have gone shirtless, bare-butted or full-frontal on screen. You can search for your favorites by name and pass the time however you see fit.
And even though many of these guys are completely naked, this is not porn. However, your two-week trial also gets you a free month of Falcon Studios, which we’re pretty sure is just a nature channel devoted to birds of prey.
It’s free to sign up, but after 14 days if you don’t cancel you’ll be billed the regular $30 per month. Or get a full year for $72 (only $6 per month) if you pre-pay. By the way, if naked women are more you’re thing, the same special is valid over at Mr. Skin, too.
Otherwise, simply kick back, relax and enjoy. Just keep a sock handy because you don’t need to use up toilet paper for all the wrong reasons.
Mr. Man Self-Quarantine Free Two-Week Membership
Visit mrman.com/corona to sign up