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If we had a nickel for every time we fantasized about hanging out with Chris Hemsworth, well, we could easily provide our own $2 trillion rescue fund for the United States.

Because if you love Chris Hemsworth like we love Chris Hemsworth—or you simply want to get a really intense workout while you’re in isolation—we just learned of a really cool offer.

But it expires today, so click now. Now. NOW. Otherwise, you’ll miss out.

Enroll today and get six weeks free at Centr (online or in the app store for Apple or Android devices). Not only do you get access to the occasional hubba-hubba-hubba workout WITH Mr. Hemsworth himself, but also his talented team of trainers.

In addition to strength, weight loss, pilates, and muscle-building routines, you’ll get access to daily meal plans, meditation sessions and more. You have to provide a credit card for the free six weeks, but if you decide to stay on as a member, rates are as low as $10 per month.

Of course, there’s no shame in setting an alarm for five weeks and six days to remind yourself to cancel so your card isn’t charged a penny. Because at that point, technically you’d be paying for Chris Hemsworth’s companionship.

And that completely ruins the fantasy.

Centr with Chris Hemsworth
6 weeks free
Sign up today, offer expires March 31, 2020

Photo credit: Screen captures from centr.com