If there’s one thing we’re tired of right now, it’s the sight of our own peen. Sure, it’s groomed, gorgeous and a real crowd-pleaser, but after 58 days of self-isolation we’re ready for some variety.
Thankfully, like the famed carnivoran mammals of the Goldilocks fairy tale, some bears are offering up some things that are too hard, too soft and just right. It’s all part of a virtual bulge contest that represents but one component of Saturday night’s Bearracuda Texas dance party. The big reveal starts at 11:30 p.m., so wear some cute undies in case you want to be an exhibitionist on the world wide web.
RSVP for the event on Facebook, then enjoy a full night of hot go-go guys, virtual cruising and plenty of dancing courtesy of beats from DJ Matt Consola.
For a suggested $10 donation (all proceeds will be split between the staff), you could just meet the man of your dreams.
Then one day meat him, too.
Bearracuda Texas Virtual Dance Party
Saturday, May 16
10:00 p.m. to 2:00 a.m.
$10 (or more) suggested donation