**If you are easily offended, now would be a really good time to FUCK OFF**
That’s not an original thought on our part but could easily summarize our sentiment toward the overly sensitive. In actuality, it’s the introductory sentence on the Vulgar Teacups website, a Dallas company we never knew existed but one that’s been permanently added to our browser’s bookmarks bar.
Yesterday while floating in the pool scrolling through text messages, we came across one from a friend who forwarded us the Instagram account for VulgarTeacups.com thinking we might want to write about the company. Hell yes, we do!
While browsing through page after page of cups and saucers, mugs, plates and trays, we laughed heartily while imagining the look of horror on the faces of certain people in our lives upon receiving a gift from Vulgar Teacups. And we also relished in picturing the look of pure joy on the faces of those we hold most dear (anyone with an equally twisted sense of humor.)
What’s even cooler, in addition to the dozens of wonderfully naughty, downright vulgar offerings, you can create custom, one-of-a-kind pieces that convey something extremely specific for any situation. (Damn, a dinner plate would’ve been a much nicer way to tell that Grindr hookup we gave him herpes).
There are also several ready-to-go options that ship the very next day (although with Covid-19 issues, things could be slightly delayed, so cut them some slack). This includes a FUCK TRUMP salad plate, perfect for that right-wing grandmother of yours. Or slightly tamer teacup-and-saucer combos inscribed with “Tequila” or “Bourbon” in elegant script.
Now’s the perfect time to support local and an even better time to speak your mind—through the beauty of dinnerware.
Vulgar TeacupsPhotos courtesy of Vulgar Teacups