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Position. Posing. Poison.

Let me offer a conservative view on America.

Position.  Let us circle the prayer wagons for Sister Kelleyanne Conway. The Lord has moved her to leave her position at the White House in order to tend to her family and keep her crypt, uh, home. From what I read about her precious daughter, Sister Conway’s decision to stay at home sounds more threatening than anything she’s ever said from the press office of the White House. But I digress. This is just the latest in a series of things which have, according to headlines, “dealt a personal blow to President Trump.”  Forgive my crudeness here, but if I’m not mistaken, the last personal blow in the White House caused quite a ruckus.  Sweet Lord!

Posing.  The Christian gathering known as the Republican National Convention has gotten off to an auspicious start. Many holy scriptures were uplifted in the first night of speeches. Sister Kimberly Guilfoyle posed inspiration from Acts 21:36 where the scripture says “the crowd of people kept following him and shouting”. Brother Donald Trump, Jr. was inspired by a scripture from his father’s favorite book of the Bible, 2 Corinthians, chapter 11 verse 25 where it says “once was I stoned.” Let me say this……While some have clearly gone to pot, others are truly up to speed. Either way, it is a blessing to see all of this adherence to scripture at the convention.  Amen?

Poison.  As you can see from my spirited support of our current administration, I am alert to the influences which have lately been wielded by Brother Putin upon our esteemed leader. Verily then I say dear Lord, may I continue to be steadfast so that I remain free of any fear when drinking my next cup of coffee.  Let us pray.