Put Some Gay In Your Day, Dallas!

Howdy, Photo Op!

Unless you’ve been living under a deep-fried rock, by now you’ve heard that the State Fair of Texas will be launching a drive-thru experience starting next weekend under the shadow of Big Tex and his size-70 appendage(s).

What you might not know yet is that this weekend for only $25 you can drive through for a professional photo opportunity with the giant masked fella before almost anyone else. The price is good for up to eight people in a vehicle, too, so it’s really quite a deal if everyone you know masks up and hops in a Partridge Family-style bus for social distancing.

Simply head to bigtex.com and select one of three drive-thru windows (see what we did there?) for either Saturday or Sunday, beginning at 10:00 a.m. Because a pic with a masked Big Tex will definitely be one for the ol’ pandemic scrapbook.

Right next to the remaining pages from The Art of the Deal we used when we ran out of toilet paper.

Drive-Thru Photos with Big Tex
Saturday, September 19 and Sunday, September 20
10:00 a.m. to 5:45 p.m. (Choose from three time slots)

Photo via facebook.com/statefairoftx