I’m practically speechless this week. Consider these concerns.
Pinch. I have been on my knees for Brother Rudy Giuliani in light of his recent appearance on film showing much effort in trying to keep his attire neat and tidy. I have witnessed my pastor, who has put on the pounds lately, struggle with keeping his shirttail appropriately intact. I am bereaved that so many people are insinuating that Brother Giuliani is doing anything other than tucking in his shirt on film. It is simple physics that it is easier for a man of ample waist line to find the task easier and less constricting when lying flat on the bed. I just find it a blessing that the young woman from his church was able to be standing by in case brother Rudy‘s hand became pinched amid the fat. The rest of you need to get your mind out of the gutter. Praise!
Parade. I have reached a point where nothing in the news has the power to shock me as in days past. It has come to my attention that there was an automobile parade in New York City consisting of Jews for Trump. The rolling armada was made newsworthy due to reactions of those who observed it. Some cars were pelted with raw omelettes while others were merely accosted with verbal epithets. As a Babatist , my attention to the comings and goings of the Jews is limited at best. However, this parade does seem a bit of an oxymoron. Nonetheless, I am making a pilgrimage to New York and perching myself somewhere along the streets . Surely it can’t be long before the parade of Lesbyterians for Handbags, Sodomites for Polyester, and Babatist for Dancing will begin to wend their way down Fifth Avenue!
Push. The mighty members of God’s Own Party have laid down the battering ram after a successful full force push for the confirmation of Sister Amy Coney Barrett to the Supreme Court of the United States. I haven’t seen that many old white man clamoring after a young white woman since the last house party at Jeffrey Epstein’s. As a Christian, I look forward to Sister Amy and her subservience to the mean on the Court around her as she acquiesces to their judicial commands. Just as I believe that the Bible remains steadfast without adaptation to current times, I am grateful for Sister Barrett’s adherence to our great constitution as it was written ages ago. I’m going to sign off now as I’m being called to stone a disobedient child. Glory!