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We’re Nuts For Sluts!

Ready to start a new holiday tradition?

Due to that whole pandemic thing ruining plans left and right, the annual production of The Slutcracker goes digital this year with a streaming version titled appropriately enough, Slutcracker: The Movie.

Comprised of archival footage from last year’s season, people around the world can witness the irreverent beauty of this unique interpretation of the Tchaikovsky classic.

The cast brings together not just traditional ballet dancers, but also burlesque performers, belly dancers, pole dancers, hula hopers and more, all choreographed and directed by Vanessa White. The cast also features people of every shape, size, color, gender expression and ability for easily the most diverse thing you’ll see all holiday season.

The production can be streamed starting tomorrow at one minute past midnight for $12 with the ability to donate more.

So this year, instead of cracking your nuts, welcome into your home a delightful array of sluts.

Streaming Thanksgiving to Christmas Day (with possible extension)
Tickets: $12

Photo courtesy of Slutcracker