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Walls. Wonders. Women

I’m still giving thanks.  Consider these messages.

Walls.  I recently saw a headline stating that presidential advisers say that Trump sees ‘the writing on the wall’ despite what he maintains publicly about the election.  The writing on the wall.  Brothers and Sisters, this phrase comes directly to us from Old Testament scripture, or as the Jews call it, the Bible.  The fifth chapter of the Book of Daniel tells us the story of the King of Babylon who was a “looter and oppressor.”  Writing appeared on the wall at his feast which said “Mene, mene, tekel, upharsin.”  Prophet Brother Daniel was called to interpret and said that it meant “numbered, numbered, weighed, divided.”  A bad omen for the King.  This then explains Brother Trump and his tiny desk.  He was teaching a children’s Sunday School class about this story.  “My days are numbered, I’m no longer number 45, I’ve been weighed and it’s not good, and I’ve divided the country.  This, Brothers and Sisters, is fulfillment of Scripture!

Wonders.  Good news regarding the Crayola virus.  It appears that a successful treatment may be imminent.  I don’t understand much of what I read about it, but from what I can tell, a Dr. Moderna Feizer has come up with a vaccine which is showing great results with virtually no side effects.  Will wonders never cease?  God bless this woman.

Women.  Speaking of women, Brother Joe Biden continues to bring women into his harem, er, administration.  With Sister Kamala leading the pack, new female missionary positions have filled the entire communications team.  (Which is good considering that women have always benefitted from a gift of tongues!)  Now comes word of more of the Sisterhood to fill economic positions.  With all this good news, what is Janet yellin’ about??