Put Some Gay In Your Day, Dallas!

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We’ve been so excited about the inauguration festivities that we almost forgot to write today’s story.

Fortunately, we haven’t completely lost our marbles yet. But that’s more than we can say for the crazy gals over at Sassy’s Cougar Cabaret at the Round-Up.

The new drag variety show debuted earlier this month and we’ve heard fantastic things about it. We’re still not going out much other than to dust the cobwebs off our car, but if you’re venturing into public spaces, this could be the perfect weekend diversion.

Lipps Larue, Onyx Anderson, Celeste Martinez and other special guests of a certain age will take the stage and wow you with their diverse talent and incredible wit.

It all takes place in the Round-Up’s Red Lounge (see, we haven’t been out in so long we don’t even know what that room is!).

Tickets are sold in bundles of four per physically distanced tables. Masks are required. And all other COVID-19-related precautions will be in place, so it’s about as safe as you can get other than staying home and putting on a wig for your dog.

Reserve your space now. But don’t worry, either, if you can’t make it this weekend. This show has been booked every Saturday through the end of the year.

So maybe we’ll see you there ourselves in, oh, November.

Sassy’s Cougar Cabaret
Saturdays in 2021
8:00 p.m.
Tickets: $25 general admission; $100 reserved tables of four
The Round-Up Saloon & Dance Hall
3912 Cedar Springs Road, Dallas
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