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A Stiff One At The Spa

When we write about canned cocktails, (which we realize we’ve done a lot lately, but so many good ones keep getting released!) we’re typically touting the fact that they’re low-calorie and low-alcohol.

But what about those times when you want something to really booze you up while still being low-cal?

That’s where Spa Girl Cocktails come in. Like so many things geared toward women, gay men will love these teeny-tiny canned drinks and their 16.5% ABV. Compared to ready-to-drink spiked seltzers, that’s more than triple the alcohol content.

Order up a Rainbow Pack and get six different vodka cocktail flavors in a single shipment: Peach, Pear, Sparkling Strawberry, Sparkling Pineapple, Cucumber and Sparkling Fresh, which is like a straightforward, crisp vodka soda. Each 3-ounce serving clocks in at a mere 66-96 calories.

Made in the USA, they’re also vegan, gluten-free and contain no artificial flavors or sweeteners.

You can’t find it yet in Dallas, but shipping is free and you can save 15% off orders over $100 with code SAVE15 or 20% off orders over $150 with code SAVE20.

You’ll definitely get tipsier than a trip to the spa, but relaxation’s pretty much guaranteed after one.

After two, who knows what’ll happen next.

Probably something involving massages with your besties.

Spa Girl Cocktails
From $40 per 12-pack
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