How much do we love thee?
We’d show you how much, but we’d probably be canceled.
Instead, we’ll let your imagination run wild the same way ours does when we see all those sexy men with all the bulges, sexy stares, six-packs and exposed buttockseseses.
Each of those wonderful attributes can be found in abundance with the new spring line from ES Collection USA. And it might just make you want to strap on a cowboy hat and do a little roleplay.
Among the heart-stopping styles from the photoshoot shown here are the Recycled Rib Bikini and the Recycled Rib Jock. Both of these super-flattering, super-soft styles are made from 93% recycled polyester and 7% elastane. The styles feature plenty of room for the well-endowed but don’t look baggy on guys with smaller, full-frontal appendages, either.
They’re designed and made in Barcelona, which will give your junk some nice international flair.
Plus, we always feel better when supporting an environmentally conscious product gives us so much support in return.
Give us an eco-friendly boner just thinking about it.
ES Collection USA Spring Line