Aging and aspects of Hell are heavy on my mind this week.
Sojourn. Brothers and Sister, I hope you’ll forgive the absence of this column last week. I was away on a personal sojourn celebrating my birthday. The Lord has granted me another year of abundant life to remain on this earth and spread the Word. I will not reveal my age, as I don’t want to cause anyone to stumble in their journey by prophesying as to the length of time I may or may not have on this earth. Consider me an eternal thorn in your flesh. Glory!
Solstice. As we get down to this week’s concerns, why does the news have to report on pagan activities? My wall calendar reminds me each year that June 21 is the first day of summer and the day with the longest amount of sunlight. However, non-Christian heathens celebrate is as the “Summer Solstice” and dance around a bunch of rocks in England. We just don’t need to know that. Perhaps that’s why summer is always so hot. Those heretics need to be reminded of the rising temperatures they will surely meet at the gates of Hades! Let us pray.
So Hot! Speaking of heat, Americans throughout this country are experiencing a heatwave of epic proportions. With temperatures reaching higher and higher, lives are at risk. I am praying that all will be quenched with living waters and remain cool. But if anyone of you reading this are considering continuing in immorality, I invite you to hop on down here to Texas and get a brief feel of your future home in Hell. In related Christian news, global warming is a hoax.