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Cozy Up To Some New Nuts This Fall & Winter

Yeah, yeah.

We know we’ve already used a nut-based headline in the past when writing about plant-based Nutpods creamers.

But we’re still third-grade boys at heart. Just ask our Uber driver we had the other day. He picked us up in a Tesla and we were more impressed with the car’s fart mode than the vehicle’s sustainability.

So yes, you’re getting another joke about balls disguised as a post about creamer. (Don’t worry, we won’t go down that rabbit hole).

The reason for our repeat offense can be totally justified, however.

Nutpods has released a full lineup of seasonally appropriate creamers in its Winter Collection, right on cue for the upcoming holidays.

In addition to all the flavors we adored the first time around, this cozy new trio of unsweetened, almond-and-coconut non-dairy creamers comes in Pumpkin Spice, Peppermint Mocha, and Holiday Nog.

We’re still amazed at how wonderful a flavored creamer can taste without any sweetener. It’s like a hot guy just finished his own PSL and blew a soft, sweet kiss in our direction.

Plus, with only 10 calories and 1 gram of fat per serving, they’re the ideal substitute for dairy when we’re about to hit prime waist-expanding season. So for that we’re grateful.

Much like our gratitude for nuts in general.

(Sorry, not sorry.)

Nutpods Winter Collection
$14.95 per three-pack to ship
Available at grocery stores nationwide
nutpods.com

Product photo courtesy of Nutpods