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Bulldogs, Bowles & Bolsanaro.

Repent and pray on these things.

Bulldogs.  The Disciples of Christ have fallen in their mission to bring home national glory.  Texas Christian University (TCU to you people for whom the word Christian is kryptonite) was prepared to march into battle with a bunch of Georgia bulldogs.  This time, their spiritual preparation and favor in the Lord’s eyes were lackluster and the bulldogs feasted on whimpering horned frogs.  I admire TCU for picking purple as their official school color as it signifies the royalty that was bestowed upon many in the Bible.  But it’s just not QUITE enough.  Therefore, in the aftermath of this defeat, I take solace in the fact that there is still one college of higher standing in the eyes of the Lord down in Waco.

Bowles.  In the ongoing onslaught of onerous onrushes in Britain’s royal family, Prince Harry is continuing to push the boundaries of good taste in his accusations.  Let it be known that I am not a fan of that adulterous hussy, Camilla Parker Bowles.  But Harry’s latest declaration against her seems a bit harsh.  This headline startled me……”Prince Harry accuses Camilla of ‘dangerous’ leaks”  Listen, Harry.  Sister Bowles is not a young woman.  If she has some issues of incontinence or UTIs, that is completely her business.  We don’t need to know about it.

Bolsanaro.  History seems to repeat itself in unlikely places.  After a failed protest here in America by a group of misguided miscreants in 2021, another group of sore losers has taken to the streets of Brazil to attempt to forcefully change the course of election results in their own favor.  Destruction of property and buildings in the capital city was all that was left from the advance of this misinformed militia.  The loss of Brother Former President Bolsanaro in that South American sovereignty caused his faithful followers to figuratively loosen their bowels.  The results of such a rebellion were seen in our great country two years ago.  A repeat performance below the equator was a somber repeat.  All that is left is to reveal that “Bolsanaro” is the Portuguese word for trump.