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One Size Doesn’t Fit All—No Matter How Many You Can Squeeze In One Bed

Condoms can be a really erotic part of sex with other guys.

But nothing’s more of a buzzkill than putting on a condom that’s too tight. Or worse, too big.

Luckily, ONE Condoms created myONE Perfect Fit Condoms.

Simply measure your meat (damn, that sounded really straight didn’t it?), size up your schlong (hmm, still pretty hetero), estimate your erection (getting better), gauge your girth (liking it!), or calculate your cock (enough already).

If you own a printer, you can print out this handy guide and hold up your hard-on (geez, we can’t stop) or get out an old-school measuring tape and wrangle your wangle.

Once you’ve measured the length and girth, simply enter the information. Computer magic gives you a specific code that correlates to one of 60 different condom sizes, ensuring the best fit you’ve ever had. (As long as you’re honest with your measurements, of course).

The results will leave you amazed. This could be your best condom experience ever.

Of course, they have a ton of other condoms, too, that may also suit you just right.

From Hyperthin and Flavor Waves to a Mixed Pleasures Adventure Pack, ONE Condoms keeps innovating so you can go in-and-out-and-in-and-out in pure style and comfort.

They sent us a ton of options to try for National Condom Month, which though it’s already passed, found us falling in love with rubbers all over again. Besides, every month should be National Condom Month, right?

In addition to totally being enamored with our custom-fit pecker protector, we’re pretty sure we’ve found our new go-to lube in their Move Personal Lubricant. The long-lasting silicone formula definitely holds out longer than we can.

Best of all, each lube bottle meets carry-on guidelines.

This comes in quite handy if you’re frisked by an especially charming TSA agent about to go on coffee break.

ONE Condoms & Lube