Put Some Gay In Your Day, Dallas!

Out Of Office: AI Takeover, Day 5

Like many Americans, we’re on vacation this week and looking forward to a little rest and relaxation away from the heat of Dallas. (We’re in Alaska, so that shouldn’t be an issue.)

Because we’re feeling particularly lazy this year, we decided to get a little help from ChatGPT to create stories for us so we don’t have to toil away writing while we await our next dog sled. The results are, well, interesting.

We also enlisted the help of Microsoft Bing’s AI Image Generator to supplement each post this week.

Hopefully, we at least have some job security.

Read on for a cocktail recipe—completely unedited and untested for taste—featuring our favorite Tito’s Handmade Vodka.

Roy G’s, you paying attention?

Introducing the “Tito’s Rainbow Refresher”!

This vibrant and refreshing gay cocktail celebrates diversity and the LGBTQ+ community. Here’s the recipe:

2 oz Tito’s Handmade Vodka
1 oz cranberry juice
1 oz pineapple juice
1 oz freshly squeezed lime juice
1 oz blue curaçao liqueur
1 oz grenadine syrup
Splash of soda water
Ice cubes

Fill a cocktail shaker with ice cubes.
Add Tito’s Handmade Vodka, cranberry juice, pineapple juice, lime juice, and blue curaçao liqueur to the shaker.
Shake well to combine and chill the ingredients.
Fill a highball glass with ice cubes.
Strain the cocktail into the glass, allowing it to fill about three-fourths of the way.
Slowly pour the grenadine syrup into the glass, allowing it to sink to the bottom.
Top the cocktail with a splash of soda water for a fizzy touch.
Gently stir the drink to create a beautiful gradient effect.
Garnish with a lime wedge or a rainbow-themed garnish of your choice.
Serve and enjoy responsibly!

The Tito’s Rainbow Refresher offers a delightful blend of fruity flavors, a touch of citrus, and a stunning rainbow presentation. It’s perfect for celebrating pride events or any occasion that calls for a colorful and delicious drink. Cheers to inclusivity and enjoy your Tito’s Rainbow Refresher!

Recipe by ChatGPT, Photo by Microsoft Bing