What a vile, hateful, utterly despicable four-letter word.
Luckily, we’ve discovered a new destination in Oak Cliff for permanently erasing that plural noun from our vocabulary—and our forehead!
Word has been spreading about the joy of having your handsome heightened at Tuxedo Club, a gay-owned med spa on Jefferson Boulevard that opened recently.
The moment you walk through the front door and see the black-and-white images of old Hollywood glamour with a sense of sass, the stage is set for a rejuvenation retreat like no other in Dallas.
Besides all the non-surgical plumps and poisons we so desperately need, from Botox and Dysport to Kybella and Chandelier Skin Treatments, they’re selling a lifestyle of luxury worthy of Alexis Morell Carrington Colby Dexter Rowan—and market it with a wry sense of humor that tickles us tremendously.
(Check out some of the items for sale on their website if you don’t believe us.)
Dolly Parton looms large over the space, from the mural out front alongside Selena to photos throughout the building, so that’s a sign of greatness right there. And there’s plenty of Liza love too. (If you’re old enough to share such affinities, you’re likely overdue for a visit.)
For $115 per month, you can join the club. As a member, you’ll receive 15% off services, 15% off retail, a complimentary weekly B-12 shot, a complimentary monthly chemical peel, exclusive events and promotional invitations and priority booking.
And if you want to finance your fabulous face, they also offer Cherry Payment Plans for those who qualify, with 0% APR options, the ability to pay off a balance between 3-24 months, and credit lines of up to $10,000. (That’ll at least get us started on our journey to looking younger.)
If you’ve ever wanted to dabble in the world of med spa miracles—or your body’s currently about 35% Botox—you’ve gotta try Tuxedo Club.
Because sometimes you just wanna get poked really good.
340 Jefferson Boulevard, Dallas