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Author. Affair. Advent.

Shall we gather at the throne of grace for these matters? Author. For years, scholars have debated the authorship of books in the Bible. Some parts of the Bible have always just been accepted as written by those “inspired of the Lord.” Therefore, evangelical Christians tout the tome as truth. Now that a book about our mighty President is being published with its author […]

Plays, Pentecostals & Pagans

Some spooky stuff this week. Plays.  Interesting news out of Syria.  Apparently, an ISIS-filled production of Tennessee Williams’ filthy play, CAT ON A HOT TIN ROOF, was recently cancelled after the killing of an actor named Al who was playing one of the lead roles. I’m fuzzy on the details, but all I know is that there is much media […]

Splurge, Space & Spats

It’s Ladies’ week here at The 701 Club. Splurge.  Sister Miley Cyrus is in the news again.  This time, I would like to honor something she has recently confessed.  After years of splurging on alcohol and drugs, she is now 4 months clean and sober.  I truly pray for her continued sobriety.  I’m just glad to know that she was […]

President, President, President!

Hail to the Chiefs! President.  God bless former President Jimmy Carter.  I have always been a fan because he’s a fellow Babatist.  But his continued dedication to living out the gospel is an inspiration.  Lo, at the advanced age of 94, Brother Jimmy and his lovely wife are still active in their ministry with Habitat for Humanity.  Even after a […]

Peach, Pay & Purse

The glories of current events are prevailing upon us. Peach.  I try not to pay too much attention to Sister Nancy Pelosi since she is such a liberal, but I hear she’s doing something worth noting.  It always takes a woman’s touch to bring taste and décor to any surrounding.  Now, in the biggest act of structural beautification since Jackie […]

Da Vinci, Da Value, Da Volvo

The Lord has spoken to me this week. And he had a Brooklyn accent. Da Vinci.  Let us rejoice that the final filthy awards show of the year has passed us.  Television gave out its statues for alleged excellence this past weekend.  I noticed a distinct theme of debauchery this year.  Brother Billy Porter became the first black, avowed sodomite […]

Reality, Renovation, Remembrance.

Hearken ye to the Lord’s wisdom imparted unto thee from my pen. Reality.  There are so many reasons why I rarely watch television.  Most of them involve the overabundance of “reality” shows which just make me gag.  The things people will do for alleged fame.  As a lifelong Babatist, I have always eschewed dancing, so the idea of a dancing […]

Pens, Palins & Prohibitions

Hear ye, O Heathens, these musings of my ministry. Pens. From our business desk comes news of an uptick in stock prices for Newell Brands, Inc., makers of Sharpie pens. Sales of Sharpies have increased, particularly in the Washington, DC, market. While there is speculation as to the cause of this sales increase, business seemed to pick up around the time of Hurricane […]

Horsemen. Harper. Hurricane.

So many reasons to kneel at the throne of grace. Horsemen.  The Lord moves in mysterious ways.  Precious little Justin Bieber has the voice of the Lord calling him to ministry.  Just last week, Brother Bieber led the sermon for the Wednesday prayer meeting service at Churchome in Beverly Hills.  (Clearly one of those non-denominational congregations that can’t commit to […]

Blasphemy, Billionaire & Ballet.

Busy week.  Let’s get busy on our knees. Blasphemy.  Oh, Donnie.  Where do I start this week?  Your orations continue to exalt your own ineptitude.  Now you’ve blasphemed that you are the “Chosen One” thus causing some of your followers to believe you are the “second coming of God.”  First of all, whether a spirit of facetiousness gripped you in […]