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Stimulus. Stir. Status.

Let us gather in virtual prayer over these matters. Stimulus.  Manna from Heaven!  Our esteemed leader has signed an Act which will send money to any citizen who made less than a certain amount of money over the past couple of years.  While it would be easy for me to decry this as socialism, there are many of the poor […]

Fauci, Films & Flatulence

The latest in inspirational advice and commentary for these unprecedented times. Fauci.  Praise God for the wisdom of Brother Doctor Anthony Fauci.  As head of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases and as a member of the White House Coronavirus Task Force, Brother Tony has been on the forefront of knowledge, wisdom and advice as we face these […]

Touch. Tissue. Travel.

These are end times, Brothers and Sisters.  Isolate! Touch.  So many people are “self-isolating” in light of the threat of coronavirus.  I understand the concern, but my ministry is reliant on the ability to lay hands on others.  What to do?  I will be starting a “virtual touch” ministry with which I will be available for spiritual feeling, uh, healing […]

Super, Second & Sudden

Here are my Primary concerns. Super.  Last week I had to deal with FAT Tuesday and this week it was SUPER Tuesday.  What’s next week gonna bring, FILTHY Tuesday?  It’s unfortunate that you will be reading this after the results of the primaries.  Therefore, I’ll just make some comments as of this writing.  The Demoncrats are in a human game […]

Pardon, Pete & Pudding

Hear, O Lord, my supplications. Pardon.  Let us reflect on the mercy that our President has shown over the past week.  A man whose moral compass is magnetically bereft has seen fit to issue pardons for a few convicted criminals, freeing them from bondage and imprisonment.  Rather than comment directly on these decisions, let me simply quote scripture from Jeremiah […]

The 701 Club Feb 19 2020

Besame, Banana & Bahamas

Let us take to our knees, Brothers and Sister. Besame.  Conservative stalwart, Brother Rush Limbaugh, has been getting his fair share of press lately.  First, his unfortunate cancer diagnosis.  Second, receiving the Medal of Freedom from President Trump.  And finally, his recent harangue on the prospect of a sodomite President saying “besame mucho” (that’s Mexican) in public with his potential […]

Vogue. Venerable. Vermin.

Lots of Hollywood trash to discuss, so let’s make like the Speaker of the House and tear into it. Vogue.  The apex of televised Hollywood excess has now passed with Sunday’s broadcast of the Academy Awards.  I have to watch just to take note of specific ills worth a retrospective warning.  As always, what passes as glamorous attire amazes me.  […]

Avocados, Asses & Anointing

I am still in prayer about Sunday’s gridiron spectacle, but here’s what the Lord has revealed to me so far. Avocados.  I am gobsmacked that companies pay millions of dollars to place 30 seconds of commercial drivel during the football festivities.  What a waste.  Especially when one reflects on the content of these frivolous displays.  Yes, some were touching, some […]

Music, Missions & Michigan

I had to take last week off, but am refreshed to attack today’s news. Music.  In my continuing ministry relating to Hollyweird awards programs, I must offer prayerful commentary on the latest display of filth, the Grammy Awards.  Let me be up front that I did not view this particular parade of debauchery, so my commentary is informed by reports […]

Monarchy, Moon, Mother

Let us pray for these earthly and heavenly concerns. Monarchy.  Apparently, royal status isn’t all it’s cracked up to be (unless, of course, if one is King of Kings).  The ginger offspring of the House of Windsor (I see no ginger DNA), Brother Prince Harry, has decided he doesn’t want to play in the royal sandbox anymore, and has announced […]

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