Hearken ye to the Lord’s wisdom imparted unto thee from my pen. Reality. There are so many reasons why I rarely watch television. Most of them involve the overabundance of “reality” shows which just make me gag. The things people will do for alleged fame. As a lifelong Babatist, I have always eschewed dancing, so the idea of a dancing […]
Hear ye, O Heathens, these musings of my ministry. Pens. From our business desk comes news of an uptick in stock prices for Newell Brands, Inc., makers of Sharpie pens. Sales of Sharpies have increased, particularly in the Washington, DC, market. While there is speculation as to the cause of this sales increase, business seemed to pick up around the time of Hurricane […]
So many reasons to kneel at the throne of grace. Horsemen. The Lord moves in mysterious ways. Precious little Justin Bieber has the voice of the Lord calling him to ministry. Just last week, Brother Bieber led the sermon for the Wednesday prayer meeting service at Churchome in Beverly Hills. (Clearly one of those non-denominational congregations that can’t commit to […]
Busy week. Let’s get busy on our knees. Blasphemy. Oh, Donnie. Where do I start this week? Your orations continue to exalt your own ineptitude. Now you’ve blasphemed that you are the “Chosen One” thus causing some of your followers to believe you are the “second coming of God.” First of all, whether a spirit of facetiousness gripped you in […]
I’m back from a week of ministry. Time to get back to the news. Hanging. I need to briefly comment on the jail cell death of Brother Jeffrey Epstein. This death has spawned conspiracy theories, the likes of which haven’t been seen since Brother Oswald looked out a window. Did he kill himself, or was it a hit job? Was he […]
I’m virtually speechless after this past weekend. Guns. Just………. Guns. Stop…….. Guns. It.
My column this week is right on Q. Sequestered. The beasts of the sea are getting cranky. There were not one, but TWO shark attacks off the eastern coast of Florida this past weekend. Who exactly is spilling chum in the water to attract these creatures? And why are they seemingly confusing people for fish? These are questions I simply […]
From the earth to the heavens, opportunities for prayer are all around us this week. Mission. Fifty years ago this past weekend, our country completed a foreign mission trip which surpassed all others. With the help of many very smart people, and a host of love offerings, a spaceship delivered three men to the surface of the moon. Alas, there was no one […]
There are so many shades of darkness in this world this week. Texts. In the dark of my bedroom, I prayed for our President last night like any good Christian would do. In fact, I had a brief text exchange with our Lord and Savior on His holy Twitter account. The big JC is such a card. After discussing my […]
Wisdom inhabits the faithful. Just not this week. Flights. I’ve been reflecting on some of my favorite stories in the Bible. Particularly the stories relating to the birth of our Lord. I love the part where the three kings presented gifts of gold, frankincense and myrrh to the baby. Let us recount from scripture in Matthew 2: “. . . […]
