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Lies, Lysol & Lyrics

The L Words. Lies.  The media continues to barrage our President and Vice-President with accusations of lies.  Shame on them!  Why would our elected leaders lie to us?  Alas, after counsel with some members of my church, I had to leave open the possibility that some untruths have been uttered from some leaves on the executive branch.  Rumor has it […]

Enclosures, Environment & Excitement

Reaching out to each of you from the safety of my own home. Enclosures. In our midst, there are those acting as church leaders who are rising up in dissent in order to bring their flocks together in one enclosed space for public displays of holiness, exposing all present to a multitude of oral spray due to self-indulgent spoken prayer.  Let’s […]

Empress. Easter. Elijah.

Let us gather in virtual prayer over these matters. Empress.  God save Betty Windsor.  The royal empress of the UK made one of her revered broadcast remarks this past weekend to address her subjects on the pandemic facing the world.  It was austere, compassionate and reassuring that all will make it through these dark times and beauty will return.  Lucky Brits […]

Stimulus. Stir. Status.

Let us gather in virtual prayer over these matters. Stimulus.  Manna from Heaven!  Our esteemed leader has signed an Act which will send money to any citizen who made less than a certain amount of money over the past couple of years.  While it would be easy for me to decry this as socialism, there are many of the poor […]

Fauci, Films & Flatulence

The latest in inspirational advice and commentary for these unprecedented times. Fauci.  Praise God for the wisdom of Brother Doctor Anthony Fauci.  As head of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases and as a member of the White House Coronavirus Task Force, Brother Tony has been on the forefront of knowledge, wisdom and advice as we face these […]

Touch. Tissue. Travel.

These are end times, Brothers and Sisters.  Isolate! Touch.  So many people are “self-isolating” in light of the threat of coronavirus.  I understand the concern, but my ministry is reliant on the ability to lay hands on others.  What to do?  I will be starting a “virtual touch” ministry with which I will be available for spiritual feeling, uh, healing […]

Super, Second & Sudden

Here are my Primary concerns. Super.  Last week I had to deal with FAT Tuesday and this week it was SUPER Tuesday.  What’s next week gonna bring, FILTHY Tuesday?  It’s unfortunate that you will be reading this after the results of the primaries.  Therefore, I’ll just make some comments as of this writing.  The Demoncrats are in a human game […]

Pardon, Pete & Pudding

Hear, O Lord, my supplications. Pardon.  Let us reflect on the mercy that our President has shown over the past week.  A man whose moral compass is magnetically bereft has seen fit to issue pardons for a few convicted criminals, freeing them from bondage and imprisonment.  Rather than comment directly on these decisions, let me simply quote scripture from Jeremiah […]

The 701 Club Feb 19 2020

Besame, Banana & Bahamas

Let us take to our knees, Brothers and Sister. Besame.  Conservative stalwart, Brother Rush Limbaugh, has been getting his fair share of press lately.  First, his unfortunate cancer diagnosis.  Second, receiving the Medal of Freedom from President Trump.  And finally, his recent harangue on the prospect of a sodomite President saying “besame mucho” (that’s Mexican) in public with his potential […]

Vogue. Venerable. Vermin.

Lots of Hollywood trash to discuss, so let’s make like the Speaker of the House and tear into it. Vogue.  The apex of televised Hollywood excess has now passed with Sunday’s broadcast of the Academy Awards.  I have to watch just to take note of specific ills worth a retrospective warning.  As always, what passes as glamorous attire amazes me.  […]