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Letterman, Leprechauns & Lewdness

So much for us to be on our knees about, Brothers and Sisters. Let us turn our hearts in prayer to the news of the week. David Letterman: The dark lord of late night television, Brother Gap Tooth Letterman, has ended his ministry. I’d like to note that Brother Letterman spent 33 years on television. Jesus was 33 when he […]

Waco, Weirdos & A Whacko

These are End Times, Brothers and Sisters.  Join me in praying about these recent current events. [dropcap style=”square”]Waco[/dropcap]I received much of my inspirational training at the Great Institution, Jerusalem on the Brazos, known to most sinners as Baylor University. The downside of studying the Word at this sanctified space is having to live in the hell hole of Waco, Texas. […]

Lawsuits, Listeria & American Losers

Let us join as one, Brothers and Sisters, as we revisit this week’s top stories and editorial filth. Mid America Legalism: God bless Sister Sylvia Ann Driskell, God’s Ambassador in Nebraska. This fine Christian woman has filed suit in U.S. District Court of Omaha against ALL homosexuals. I am not a lawyer, so I have been unable to ascertain the […]

Royal Births, Women Candidates & Christian Camp

The Lord has revealed immense truths to me this week, my dear readers.  May these words be a blessing to you today. Royal Baby: Brother Billy Windsor and his lovely bride, Kate, have revealed the fruits of their latest royal fornication and have brought into this world a baby girl. What a blessing indeed. And to celebrate the couple’s love […]

Bruce Jenner, Attorney General & Ted Cruz

Children of the ministry! Prepare yourselves for this week’s Christian perspective on the news around us. Be ye armed with the truth…or at least my version of it. Praise! Bruce Jenner: I joyfully recall the halcyon days of patriotism which followed the 1976 Olympics. It was a bicentennial year for this mighty country and the spirit of red white and […]

Pot, Willie Nelson & Lily Pulitzer

Our spiritual leader Sister Helen Holy is back again this week to share her good Christian perspective on the news. Pot: America is simply going to pot. I was in prayer with a woman from my church, Sister Mary Jane, at our Monday morning prayer vigil on 04/20. We as Christians are high on the hog about the legalization of […]

President for 2016, Tax Day & Alyssa Milano

Our spiritual leader Sister Helen Holy is back again this week to share her good Christian perspective on the news. President for 2016: Help me, Lord! It’s only April of 2015, and already the 2016 race for leader of the free world is heating up. More choices to come, I’m sure, but let’s look at our slate so far. A […]

Easter, Robert Schuller & Hillary Clinton

Our spiritual leader Sister Helen Holy is back again this week to share her good Christian perspective on the news. Easter: He is Risen!  I am renewed and rejuvenated after celebrating the resurrection of our Lord and Savior this past Sunday. I saw so many familiar faces at church, but mostly the C&E Christians who only attend twice a year. […]

Indiana, NSA & Miss Japan

Our spiritual leader Sister Helen Holy is back again this week to share her good Christian perspective on the news. Indiana: HOOSIER Lord and Savior, people? I wish to recognize the lawmakers of the great State of Indiana for their bold move to pass legislation allowing my fellow Christians to refuse service to any perceived sodomites or lesbyterians on the […]

The 701 Club: Ted Cruz, Aaron Schock & Fifty Shades of Grey

Our spiritual leader Sister Helen Holy is back again this week to share her good Christian perspective on the news. Ted Cruz: Calling all prayer warriors! We need to circle the prayer wagons in regard to the latest political news. Ted Cruz is running for President. Lord help us. I mean, he’s a Canadian Mexican! If he was running for […]