2016! A new year is before us! Unfortunately, the sins of this world don’t give a crap. Here we go with more filth in our midst. Guns: 2016 has brought us a new law sure to cause consternation. As of January 1, it is now legal in many states to openly carry a gun or firearm in public. I’ve been praying […]
As we celebrate this Christmas, let us turn our hearts and thoughts to some unfortunate happenings in the world around us. Las Vegas: Let us join our hearts in prayer for the victims of the awful tragedy where a driver ran down people on the streets of Las Vegas on Sunday. The city was packed with tourists as usual, but […]
Even in this holy season, we must remain steadfast in our observations of sin in the world. Join me in this week’s reflections. Baskets: Sodomy and corruption are creeping into all corners of this precious world. NOW, we have an NBA referee admitting to being a sodomite. Lord help us all. A world where very tall men dribble, play with […]
Gather ‘round all ye sinners and hear my voice of wisdom in this desert of our world. Sheets: Presidential candidate, Donald Trump, has just suggested a ban on ALL Muslin entering our country. Now, I have to admit, I love a good high thread count sheet, but to ban all lesser count sheets into our country is really a bit […]
In the midst of a weekend of thankfulness, I have been on my knees about the following things. Join me in prayer, won’t you? Planned Parenthood: As a Christian of the highest order, many would assume that I am rejoicing over the recent melee at Planned Parenthood in Colorado Springs. That assumption would be incorrect. While I do not favor […]
My ministry never sleeps. Awaken, ye Sinners, to this week’s blessings and offerings of praise. Hello: I keep hearing about this young woman singer who goes by the name of Adele. Poor thing must have come from a poor family to not even have a last name, but I digress. I have heard her voice and will admit it is […]
It has been a week of trials and tribulations. Let us join our hearts as one over these words of comfort and caution from my ministry. Paris: I have been in prayer so long this weekend about Paris, my knees are FLAT! I fear that attacks like these are biblical in proportion and interpretation, and are signs of our Last […]
The Lord is moving in mysterious ways this week. Let us join our hearts in prayer over these selected stories of sin. Carson: The Repugnicant Party is ACHING for an “outsider” candidate for President. Someone who is NOT a career politician. These fine Christian people need to be wary for what they pray. Not only is Brother Ben Carson not […]
Gather round all ye peoples and read these inspired thoughts on the world around us. Babies: Let us gather in prayer for the Repugnicant candidates for President. After their most recent televised debates, they were all up in arms about unfair and unorganized questioning on the part of the media. Such babies! Yet, they have a point. There does need […]
I’ve waded through the muck and filth of this week’s news so you don’t have to. Here is my cleansed outlook on all of it. Debates: Lest I be accused of showing political favoritism, let us turn our eyes to the spectacle of debating Demoncrats this past week. Chiefly, let us consider Brother Sanders and Sister Clinton. I am fully […]
