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The 701 Club

Sister Helen Holy of the First Southern Fried, Self-Satisfied Baptist Church is the arbiter of all that’s good and Christian in this world. When not ministering to heathens at events on dry land nationwide, she can frequently be found taking her ministry to the high seas on cruises with VACAYA Vacations, where she spends most of the week on her knees “in prayer.” Be sure to follow Sister Helen Holy on Facebook at www.facebook.com/helen.holy and on Instagram at @sisterhelenholy. Why 701? Well, because she’s just a little bit better than that other Christian newscast.

Scribbling, Shopping & Selfie-ing

I’m a little cranky this week since I lost an hour of sleep on Saturday. Scribbling.  I simply must comment on a story of biblical importance.  While visiting tornado victims […]

Conservatives, Cohen & Conference

A couple of doses of politics and a big swig of religion. Conservatives.  As an upstanding Christian woman, I have a keen interest in the annual Conservative Political Action Conference.  […]

Tasteless, Taken & Tongues

Time to review televisions annual biggest display of degradation. Tasteless. Once again, the mother of all awards shows has come and gone and left a tasteless film of filth (filth of […]

Fans, Farts & Farce

We need some silliness this week. Fans.  I have long been familiar with the various types of themed charters of ships on the high seas. Nudist charters (not enough Purell in […]

Suffering, Suffragettes, & Suffice

My heart is heavy this week. Suffering.  I am never remiss in my condemnation of Hollyweird awards shows.  However, after the portion of the Grammys which I suffered through Sunday […]

Bowl, Body & Burger

I have dedicated my prayer life this week to Sunday’s football extravaganza. Bowl.  Lord, forgive the hatred in my heart, but I have very strong feelings about the New England […]

Gowns, Gays & Guts

It’s a slow news week, but I’m never at a loss for commentary! Gowns.  Another round of Hollywood self-indulgence has left its mess on the boob tube.  Last Sunday’s SAG […]

Bowls, Balls & Butts

I’m exhausted this week from prayer over these stories.  Let us reflect. Bowls.  I don’t really care much for football, nor do I stay abreast of the ins and outs […]

Tribute, Truckload & Traffic

We start with praise and end with condemnation.  Tribute. Let us turn our thoughts to Glory where there is surely a grand staircase today descending to the Pearly Gates, as Sister […]

Glory, Globes & Gloom

Another year, another start, another set of stories.  Bow your heads. Glory.  Let us grieve as one, Brothers and Sisters.  A man of great business stature has passed away.  Brother […]