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The 701 Club

Sister Helen Holy of the First Southern Fried, Self-Satisfied Baptist Church, the arbiter of all that is moral and chaste, shares her perspective on current events. When not ministering to heathens at events on dry land nationwide, she can frequently be found taking her ministry to the high seas on RSVP Cruises, where she spends most of the week on her knees “in prayer.” Why 701? Well, because she’s just a little bit better than that other Christian newscast.

The 701 Club: Charles Manson, Bill Cosby & Ty Herndon

Our spiritual leader Sister Helen Holy is back again this week to share her good Christian perspective on the news. Charles Manson: Last week, I shared with you my feelings […]

The 701 Club: Solange Knowles, Christmas Rush & Elections

  Solange Knowles: I’ve been in prayer regarding the recent nuptials of Solange Knowles in the decadent city of New Orleans. This child of God was married at the age […]

The 701 Club: Polar Vortex, The Pope & Interstellar

Our spiritual leader Sister Helen Holy is back again this week to share her good Christian perspective on the news. Polar Vortex: The Polar Vortex is upon us. Either the […]

The 701 Club: Election Day, Gas Prices & Tim Cook

Our spiritual leader Sister Helen Holy is back again this week to share her good Christian perspective on the news. Election Day: Brothers and Sisters, by the time this written […]

The 701 Club: Halloween, Ten Commandments & Taylor Swift

Our spiritual leader Sister Helen Holy is back again this week to share her good Christian perspective on the news. Halloween: The dreaded Halloween observance is upon us. Some like […]

The 701 Club: Ebola, American Horror Story & Viagra

Our spiritual leader Sister Helen Holy is back again this week to share her good Christian perspective on the news. Ebola: With the onslaught of media coverage about that African […]

The 701 Club: Catholics, Columbus Day & The Kardashians

Our spiritual leader Sister Helen Holy is back again this week to share her good Christian perspective on the news. Catholics: Those pagan Catholics are at it again. The men […]

The 701 Club: Gay Marriage, Dallas Cowboys and Andy Cohen

Our spiritual leader Sister Helen Holy is back again this week to share her good Christian perspective on the news. Gay Marriage: Lord help us all! Little John Roberts and […]

The 701 Club: George Clooney, Texas State Fair & Chelsea Clinton

Our spiritual leader Sister Helen Holy is back again this week to share her good Christian perspective on the news. George Clooney: The secular media is abuzz with the news […]

The 701 Club: Scotland, ISIS & Apple

Our spiritual leader Sister Helen Holy is back again this week to share her good Christian perspective on the news. Scotland: I have been in prayer about the recent vote […]