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The 701 Club

Sister Helen Holy of the First Southern Fried, Self-Satisfied Baptist Church is the arbiter of all that’s good and Christian in this world. When not ministering to heathens at events on dry land nationwide, she can frequently be found taking her ministry to the high seas on cruises with VACAYA Vacations, where she spends most of the week on her knees “in prayer.” Be sure to follow Sister Helen Holy on Facebook at www.facebook.com/helen.holy and on Instagram at @sisterhelenholy. Why 701? Well, because she’s just a little bit better than that other Christian newscast.

The 701 Club: Blizzard of 2015, Lance Armstrong & My Husband’s Not Gay

Our spiritual leader Sister Helen Holy is back again this week to share her good Christian perspective on the news. Blizzard of 2015: The American incarnation of Sodom, New York […]

The 701 Club: Superbowl, Mitt Romney & The Oscars

Our spiritual leader Sister Helen Holy is back again this week to share her good Christian perspective on the news. Superbowl: Brothers and Sisters in the sports ministry, the Lord […]

The 701 Club: New Year 2015, Elly May Clampett & Harry Reid

Our spiritual leader Sister Helen Holy is back again this week to share her good Christian perspective on the news. New Year 2015: 2015 has arrived, brothers and sisters, and […]

The 701 Club: Christmas

Our spiritual leader Sister Helen Holy is back again this week to share her good Christian perspective on the news. As I prepare to celebrate the birth of the baby […]

The 701 Club: Barbara Walters, War Criminals & Time Capsule

Our spiritual leader Sister Helen Holy is back again this week to share her good Christian perspective on the news. Barbara Walters: Barbara Walters, the Cher of television media (retired, […]

The 701 Club: Big 12, British Royalty in US & Sarah Palin

Our spiritual leader Sister Helen Holy is back again this week to share her good Christian perspective on the news. Big 12: It just doesn’t pay to be a Christian […]

The 701 Club: Cyber Monday, Sasha and Malia Obama & Prince Harry

Our spiritual leader Sister Helen Holy is back again this week to share her good Christian perspective on the news. Cyber Monday: Let us give thanks that Thanksgiving is over […]

The 701 Club: Charles Manson, Bill Cosby & Ty Herndon

Our spiritual leader Sister Helen Holy is back again this week to share her good Christian perspective on the news. Charles Manson: Last week, I shared with you my feelings […]

The 701 Club: Solange Knowles, Christmas Rush & Elections

  Solange Knowles: I’ve been in prayer regarding the recent nuptials of Solange Knowles in the decadent city of New Orleans. This child of God was married at the age […]

The 701 Club: Polar Vortex, The Pope & Interstellar

Our spiritual leader Sister Helen Holy is back again this week to share her good Christian perspective on the news. Polar Vortex: The Polar Vortex is upon us. Either the […]