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The 701 Club

Sister Helen Holy of the First Southern Fried, Self-Satisfied Baptist Church is the arbiter of all that’s good and Christian in this world. When not ministering to heathens at events on dry land nationwide, she can frequently be found taking her ministry to the high seas on cruises with VACAYA Vacations, where she spends most of the week on her knees “in prayer.” Be sure to follow Sister Helen Holy on Facebook at www.facebook.com/helen.holy and on Instagram at @sisterhelenholy. Why 701? Well, because she’s just a little bit better than that other Christian newscast.

The 701 Club: Catholics, Columbus Day & The Kardashians

Our spiritual leader Sister Helen Holy is back again this week to share her good Christian perspective on the news. Catholics: Those pagan Catholics are at it again. The men […]

The 701 Club: Gay Marriage, Dallas Cowboys and Andy Cohen

Our spiritual leader Sister Helen Holy is back again this week to share her good Christian perspective on the news. Gay Marriage: Lord help us all! Little John Roberts and […]

The 701 Club: George Clooney, Texas State Fair & Chelsea Clinton

Our spiritual leader Sister Helen Holy is back again this week to share her good Christian perspective on the news. George Clooney: The secular media is abuzz with the news […]

The 701 Club: Scotland, ISIS & Apple

Our spiritual leader Sister Helen Holy is back again this week to share her good Christian perspective on the news. Scotland: I have been in prayer about the recent vote […]

The 701 Club: Gay Pride, Jerry Jones & Miss America

Our spiritual leader Sister Helen Holy is back again this week to share her good Christian perspective on the news. Gay Pride: I am truly bereft as I reflect on […]

The 701 Club: Joan, Michael Sam & Ice Buckets

Welcome to the 701 Club, where our Christian perspective on the news is just a LITTLE BIT BETTER than Pat Robertson’s. Here is what the Lord has laid on my […]