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The 701 Club

Sister Helen Holy of the First Southern Fried, Self-Satisfied Baptist Church is the arbiter of all that’s good and Christian in this world. When not ministering to heathens at events on dry land nationwide, she can frequently be found taking her ministry to the high seas on cruises with VACAYA Vacations, where she spends most of the week on her knees “in prayer.” Be sure to follow Sister Helen Holy on Facebook at www.facebook.com/helen.holy and on Instagram at @sisterhelenholy. Why 701? Well, because she’s just a little bit better than that other Christian newscast.

Resolutions, Records & Repulsive

The New Year is off to a disgusting start. Now, more than ever, we need to be on our knees! Resolutions. We have survived another year and, more importantly, another New […]

Communication, Catholics & Cars

Some pre-Christmas opinions and prayer requests. Communication.  At this time of year, many end-of-year lists emerge.  I’d like to draw your attention to the most popular words of 2018, according […]

Pounds, Perversity & Pyramid.

Let us turn our prayer wagons to foreign missions. Pounds.  News out of the United Kingdom (please…..the Kingdom of God is the ONLY Kingdom!) is that the planned exit from […]

Remember, Recoil & Rest

It’s time for this week’s reflection. Remember. Let us reflect upon the loss of the 41st President of our country. After the leadership we have experienced the last two years, it […]

Parade, Perverse, Patrol

Giving thanks and crying for help. Parade.  I pray that all of you experienced a season of thanks with family and friends last week.  I also pray that you are […]

Females, Firings & Physicians

The elections are over.  Let’s review and move on. Females.  I am praising the Lord for the blessing that the end of these midterm elections has brought.  No more political […]

Privies, Prayers & Probes

It’s been a trying week.  Let us gather in prayer. Privies.  Here’s an item of interest.  Brother Bill Gates, founder of Microsoft and bazillionaire, has begun an initiative which was […]

Prayer, Preposterous & Pagan

It’s been a trying week.  Let us gather in prayer. Prayer.  Now, more than ever, people of all faiths need to come together at one altar to pray for this […]

Trash, Treachery & Travelers

I have turned my gaze abroad for this week’s ministry. Join me at the throne of grace. Trash. Oftentimes, my mission trips require me to travel by air. As a woman […]

Squaws, Storks & Signs

We have a broad spectrum of concerns this week.  Join me on your knees, won’t you? Squaws.  Not having Sister Hillary Clinton around has left a void in the liberal […]