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Bears, Beards & Bulges

If there’s one thing we’re tired of right now, it’s the sight of our own peen. Sure, it’s groomed, gorgeous and a real crowd-pleaser, but after 58 days of self-isolation we’re ready for some variety. Thankfully, like the famed carnivoran mammals of the Goldilocks fairy tale, some bears are offering up some things that are too hard, too soft and […]