Crafts Archives · He Said Dallas

February 15, 2012

Performing Which Craft?

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime. Similarly, give a gay a handmade decorative box and he’ll fill it with treasures. Teach a gay to use a glue gun and get ready for a lifetime of bedazzling. Somewhere that last quote is embroidered […]

November 30, 2011

Smokin' Pot (Holders)

Like our great Uncle Joe used to always say, “There’s not enough nudity in the kitchen.” Of course, that led to the great Thanksgiving disaster of 1983. Let’s just say that Ball Park franks aren’t the only wieners that plump when you cook them. But it had a happy ending after the whole thing fell off because he was much […]