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Dark Shadows

Johnny Depp Sucks

He’s been a pirate. A boy with scissors for hands. Even a killer barber. But until now, Johnny Depp’s never been a vampire. And we love to see him suck. No doubt you’re aware that his newest film, Dark Shadows, opens today. (There’s been a bit of publicity about it.) But we’ve seen it and think it’s the best Depp-Tim […]