Put Some Gay In Your Day, Dallas!

Fag Hags

Gin & Platonic

We’re just lucky we were too scared to have sex with any of our many “girlfriends” over the years. Even though it took us a while to get the courage to officially come out as gay (it was such a shocker, really), we still knew that peeny plus vageeny was a dangerous combination. We thought dating church girls would keep […]