Put Some Gay In Your Day, Dallas!

Fake Tits & Real Assholes

The Privilege Is All Theirs

It’s got to be the editing. How else could six perfectly attractive people come off as such narcissistic, entitled jerks? We think Bravo should’ve started a whole new franchise, The Real D*cks and C*nts of (Insert City Here). Instead, we get Most Eligible: Dallas, the kind of reality show that makes you either want to go all Dexter and kill […]