Put Some Gay In Your Day, Dallas!

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We’re still trying to get back into the will after last year’s Mother’s Day Gift debacle. She’s old, forgetful and usually drunk, so we figured a last-minute stack of lottery scratch-offs from the convenience store by her house would be sufficient. But no, apparently the chance to win $50,000 a week for life wasn’t a thoughtful present. So this year, […]