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Flasks

Holidays On Tap

Anyone who’s ever bought boxed wine knows the secret to true happiness. Just because the wine stops pouring from the tap doesn’t mean there’s no more wine. A true boxed wine connoisseur will always open the box and squeeze the bag to get a whole extra glass that would otherwise make the landfill tipsy. So we immediately knew Santa’s Flask […]

Sneaky Drinky

If you hypothetically were the type of person to sneak booze places that you shouldn’t, we have a product we would like to hypothetically recommend to you. (This is what happens when our legal team stands behind us as we write.) Undercover flasks are nothing new, but Secret Boozy Lotion Hidden Flasks are the most realistic we’ve seen and because […]