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Fortune Cookies

Building A Better Cookie

We always leave Chinese restaurants pissed off. Because their low-end fortune cookies just don’t accurately predict the future like they used to. We’ve never won a dime from the lottery numbers, either. And not once has learning the Chinese word for “fallopian tube” come in handy. Well now, there’s a new fortune cookie set that is officially one of our […]