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Mask Up Your Member

It’s hard to believe that in 2021 people are still embarrassed to purchase condoms. Especially anyone requiring extra-large ones. We would demand a price check over the intercom at CVS every time we went to the register if that were the case. But we digress. Some people are still shy about their prophylactic purchases, while others simply don’t want to […]

Stock Up On The Essentials

Now that our pantry is bursting at the seams with dry pasta, protein bars and enough canned goods to start a small gay grocery store we’re going to call YES, WE CAN CAN, we’re ready to stockpile the true necessities. Tito’s. Truly. And Texas wine. Lots and lots of Texas wine. Well, Reddy Vineyards heard our plea. Because of the […]