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Gag Gifts

Homme Decor

It’s been a couple years since we’ve had several penises on our sofa at once. (Guess we’re losing our mojo.) But we can reclaim that glory in a more understated way with French toile floral male genitalia pillow designs from Look Human, a company we turn to often for hilarious, sometimes wickedly subversive, T-shirts. These 14-inch throw pillows are hand-sewn, […]

Willy 1. Willy 2.

We all have a friend named Willy. And we all love Willy. Willy gets into all sorts of trouble and sometimes goes places we never dreamed possible. But no matter what shenanigans in which Willy finds himself a part, we’re behind him 100% and love him unconditionally. Because his only job is to make us happy. Now, we can double […]

Win A Clone-A-Willy Kit

We are giving our loyal subscribers a chance to win your very own Clone-A-Willy Kit. Enter below for your chance to win by 11:59 p.m. on September 24. Winners selected at random. For more info, go to the online edition here. a Rafflecopter giveaway

To Serve, Then Protect

You know the date-night-at-home routine: Turn on some romantic music, dim the lights, pour a glass of wine, then unroll a condom. Because you’ll want to keep the rest of that bottle of Pinot Noir fresh while you’re in the other room having all sorts of sex. Yes, the condom we’re talking about is for keeping unconsumed vino from going […]

Spin, Kitty Kitty

There’s no denying it. Dogs are cooler than cats. But now, there just might be a little competition. At least if all you kitty lovers out there order this Cat DJ Scratching Deck from Suck UK, makers of that fine nekkid-man giftwrap we featured a couple weeks ago. This awesome device should mesmerize even the most boring of feline space-fillers. […]