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Hygiene

Loofah Those Low-Hangers

Whether you’re purchasing something for your father (or just your favorite Daddy), the gift of personal hygiene never goes out of style. And we’re talking really personal. Who among us hasn’t encountered a set of testes that tested the endurance for holding our breath? We know some guys like a musty man, but not us. We want everything below the […]

A Brush With Greatness

In a world where modern conveniences keep getting exponentially more convenient, it’s no surprise that the latest technological advancement involves something you put in your mouth. Introducing the Emmi-dent 6 Ultrasonic Toothbrush, the best thing to happen to oral hygiene since mint-flavored condoms. Unlike other old-school electric toothbrushes, the Emmi-dent utilizes ultrasonic technology to deliver 96 million oscillations per minute. […]

Soap Star

We’re going back to the bar. Yes, we know. That’s a phrase we’ve uttered nearly every day of our post-21 existence. But this time, we’re talking about soap. Indeed, we’re ready to completely forsake liquid cleansers thanks to the latest creation from LAFCO (Luxury Articles & Fragrance Company) New York. After several attempts at developing something superior that the market […]

Don't Forget To Wipe

Purple teeth are never sexy. Unless they’re attached to an Abercrombie & Fitch model. But that doesn’t happen too often (few of them eat or drink anything anyway). Yet for those of us who do partake of the occasional case of Pinot Noir with dinner, we need all the help we can get to keep our pearlies extra white. Meet […]