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Everlasting Midnight

Once upon a time, there was a Broadway musical that twisted fairy tales into an epic fantasy soap opera. Nearly 30 years after its debut at San Diego’s Globe Theatre, it was turned into one of the most anticipated big-screen musicals in recent memory. For us, it was mostly to see the incomparable Meryl Streep as the Witch with a […]

Johnny Depp Sucks

He’s been a pirate. A boy with scissors for hands. Even a killer barber. But until now, Johnny Depp’s never been a vampire. And we love to see him suck. No doubt you’re aware that his newest film, Dark Shadows, opens today. (There’s been a bit of publicity about it.) But we’ve seen it and think it’s the best Depp-Tim […]