Put Some Gay In Your Day, Dallas!

Lance Loves Michael

Lance, A Lot

Last December, a piece of our soul died in a slow, gut-wrenching display filled with plenty of snot-laced tears, uncontrollable wailing and fists raised to the heavens. That’s because just five days before Christmas, the gay boy-band singer of our dreams ignored our final plea to spend the rest of his days letting us massage him and lick Miracle Whip […]