Put Some Gay In Your Day, Dallas!

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To Syringe With Love

When Commissioner Gordon needs Batman, the night sky lights up with the silhouette of a flying, web-winged mammal. When the owner of Luxury on Lovers needs a male guinea pig for a spa treatment, the darkness breaks with a massive glowing mustache. (It used to be a giant penis, but the City of Dallas put a stop to that after it caused […]