Santa Claus – He Said Dallas

December 14, 2016

The 701 Club: Fraud, F****t & Finger

Why must I have to rebuke during this joyous season?� Read on and understand. Fraud: A �preacher� in Amarillo, Texas recently staked out a spot near Santa Claus at a local mall where he proceeded to heckle parents and children alike for their belief in the bearded fat man. The fine pastor announced such things as �there is no such […]

November 21, 2013

Doggie-Style Santa

We can totally relate to dogs. Because we, too, have celebrated Christmas on all fours. Down on our hands and knees for hours, moaning and groaning, just wishing there were an easier way to make our gay uncle love us. Yet to this day we�ve never found the diamond that fell out of his pinky ring last year while he […]