Put Some Gay In Your Day, Dallas!

Seasons 52

Going Down On A Pie

Turn on the TV today and you’ll find almost nothing but commercials for weight loss programs, gym memberships and “healthy” microwaveable meals that smell like a landfill and taste like cat food. That’s because something strange happens every January 1 at 12:01 a.m. that makes people want to lose weight and get fit. Perhaps it’s the rapidly approaching swimsuit season. […]