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Prescription, Press & Perversion

This week’s prayers are a formula for pressing perversion. Prescription. I keep hearing that these is a shortage of baby formula. I truly did not know that there was a prescribed formula solution for making babies. Just add water to the powder? Nonetheless, I say let it continue. The less formula there is to create babies, the less we have to worry about […]

Daddy, The Movies & Me

Daddy rarely went to the movies.  There were only a handful of times I can remember him going to see one, much less doing so by himself. When I was very young, we went to see Your Cheatin’ Heart, in which George Hamilton played Hank Williams and lip-synched to his songs sung by, strangely enough, Hank Williams, Jr.  Daddy loved […]

Somewhere Over The Randy Rainbow

“Would you consider going to Las Vegas to see Randy Rainbow?”  Well, the only question I could more quickly answer in the affirmative would be if I received an indecent proposal from Bradley Cooper.  So, off I went last week with one of my dearest friends for a little getaway and to pick up some pink glasses magic. Our trip […]

Grand, Gas & Grease.

Lord, hear these supplications. Grand.  This headline caught my eye:  “Prince Charles delivers Queen’s Speech.”  This can be read on so many different levels.  Is Prince Charles a Queen?  Is Prince Charles now a courier delivering messages?  I came to realize that Sister Queen Betty is under the weather and was unable to give her grand speech at the opening […]

A Revoltin’ Development

Karl and I watch a premeasured amount of nightly news to avoid the unending cable networks’ loop of beating the last breaking story to death until the next one surfaces.  At this point, I say, “This is where we came in,” signaling it is time to turn off the television and call it a night.   Usually, this is occurs without […]

Bridge. Brittany. Brief.

Let the women of scripture look down on these concerns. Bridge.  First, let us grieve for Sister Naomi Judd, a fine Christian woman and musician who passed from this earthly life.  While I may never know the circumstances of her journey to Heaven, I have long lifted her up in prayer for her fight with the devil of the mind […]

Funny Girls & Boys

Usually, paying too much attention to what critics say about a book, movie, or even a performance is a waste of time.  At best, reviews are one informed person’s opinion about an artistic endeavor.  At worst, they are uninformed and unformed diatribes by those who can’t writing about those who do, while trying to pass off cruel snark as wit. […]

Fashion, Faces & Fairies.

Oh my! Fashion.  He is Risen!  I am renewed and rejuvenated after celebrating the resurrection of our Lord and ‎‎Savior this past Sunday.  I saw so few familiar faces at church, as the pews were filled with the ‎‎C&E Christians who only attend twice a year.  Moreover, this is also the Sunday when fashions ‎‎turn to more colorful hues and […]

Duality or Dichotomy – Which Is It?

Mrs. Kimbrough was my very first English teacher.  Before that there was Reading in elementary school and Language Arts in junior high, with teachers to go with them.  But in ninth grade, the class was finally called English I, and the fairly formidable Mrs. Kimbrough was at the helm. Some teachers are quite redoubtable, using the tools readily at their […]

Ginni. General. Jenner.

Offering conservative thoughts this week. Ginni.  I am so grateful for Godly women like Sister Ginni Thomas.  She is so faithful to her husband and his duties on the highest court in the land.  Beyond that, her love for her country knows no bounds.  One might just say that she has no boundaries.  Her recently discovered actions toward a full […]