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The 701 Club

Sister Helen Holy of the First Southern Fried, Self-Satisfied Baptist Church is the arbiter of all that’s good and Christian in this world. When not ministering to heathens at events on dry land nationwide, she can frequently be found taking her ministry to the high seas on cruises with VACAYA Vacations, where she spends most of the week on her knees “in prayer.” Be sure to follow Sister Helen Holy on Facebook at and on Instagram at @sisterhelenholy. Why 701? Well, because she’s just a little bit better than that other Christian newscast.

Texts, Texas & Technology

There are so many shades of darkness in this world this week. Texts.  In the dark of my bedroom, I prayed for our President last night like any good Christian […]

Flights, Floods & Flesh

Wisdom inhabits the faithful.  Just not this week. Flights.  I’ve been reflecting on some of my favorite stories in the Bible.  Particularly the stories relating to the birth of our […]

Trademarks, Tensions & Touches

I hope you’ll join me in praise for these items. Trademarks. The Supreme Court has ruled on an interesting case. In the event that you missed this, the ruling was in favor […]

Swans, Straights & Sanders

Buckle up, Sinners.  We’ve got some praying to do! Swans. I’m breaking out the black dress again in mourning for another Sister-in-Christ. Sister Gloria Vanderbilt has finally met her reward and the […]

Broadcast, Bradley & Bieber

Nothing but filth from the world of “entertainment” this week. Broadcast.  Did you see the Tony Awards broadcast on Sunday?  Or as I call it, Sodom on Stage?  Good lord.  […]

Buckingham. Boris. Bobby.

News and prayers at home and abroad. Buckingham.  God Save the Queen.  Our illustrious leader and the First Harlot are on an official visit to the United Kingdom.  Sister Betty […]

Benihana, Border & Birkin

Let us fling our prayers far and wide. Benihana.  Our fearless leader has been on a social call in Japan.  Taking origami classes, I’m sure, so that the can sit […]

Alabama. Atlanta. Astute.

Just a few things on my heart and prayer list. Alabama. God bless the good people of Alabama. One simply has to be in awe of a state which governs […]

Tragedy, Tea & Tariffs

Let us mourn.  For celebrities and farmers. Tragedy.  Oh, Brothers and Sister, the tragedy of death has passed our way again in recent days.  One of the last remaining stars […]

Stork. Stupid. Stewards.

What a week. Here are my Christian observations. Stork.  Oh joyous news.  A stork delivery in the United Kingdom.  (I refuse to refer to this as a royal birth since […]