Sister Helen Holy of the First Southern Fried, Self-Satisfied Baptist Church is the arbiter of all that’s good and Christian in this world. When not ministering to heathens at events on dry land nationwide, she can frequently be found taking her ministry to the high seas on cruises with VACAYA Vacations, where she spends most of the week on her knees “in prayer.” Be sure to follow Sister Helen Holy on Facebook at www.facebook.com/helen.holy and on Instagram at @sisterhelenholy. Why 701? Well, because she’s just a little bit better than that other Christian newscast.
Our spiritual leader Sister Helen Holy is back again this week to share her good Christian perspective on the news. Scotland: I have been in prayer about the recent vote in Scotland on whether or not they would remain as a part of the United Kingdom. Now, CLEARLY, the only Kingdom on my mind is a heavenly one, but I […]
Our spiritual leader Sister Helen Holy is back again this week to share her good Christian perspective on the news. Gay Pride: I am truly bereft as I reflect on these filthy “pride” events which have been occurring all summer long. Now I must deal with this filth in my hometown of Dallas, as they begin their “pride” week culminating […]
Welcome to the 701 Club, where our Christian perspective on the news is just a LITTLE BIT BETTER than Pat Robertson’s. Here is what the Lord has laid on my heart this week: Joan Rivers: Joan Rivers has passed from this earth. As a devout Babatist, it is difficult for me to pray redemption on Jewish people, but I feel certain that […]
