Sister Helen Holy of the First Southern Fried, Self-Satisfied Baptist Church is the arbiter of all that’s good and Christian in this world. When not ministering to heathens at events on dry land nationwide, she can frequently be found taking her ministry to the high seas on cruises with VACAYA Vacations, where she spends most of the week on her knees “in prayer.” Be sure to follow Sister Helen Holy on Facebook at www.facebook.com/helen.holy and on Instagram at @sisterhelenholy. Why 701? Well, because she’s just a little bit better than that other Christian newscast.
Our spiritual leader Sister Helen Holy is back again this week to share her good Christian perspective on the news. Polar Vortex: The Polar Vortex is upon us. Either the Lord Almighty is sending his wrath on a sinful nation OR a certain Disney movie just showed up on the Heavenly Netflix. Let It Go. The Pope: More drama from […]
Our spiritual leader Sister Helen Holy is back again this week to share her good Christian perspective on the news. Election Day: Brothers and Sisters, by the time this written ministry reaches your weary eyes, Election Day will be over. While I am certainly given many divine gifts, prophecy is not one of them. Therefore, as of this writing, only […]
Our spiritual leader Sister Helen Holy is back again this week to share her good Christian perspective on the news. Halloween: The dreaded Halloween observance is upon us. Some like to point out this the origins of this filth go back, to the fact that is it celebrated on the eve of All Hallows Day, thus the name, Hallow E’en. […]
Our spiritual leader Sister Helen Holy is back again this week to share her good Christian perspective on the news. Ebola: With the onslaught of media coverage about that African virus, I haven’t been witness to such mass hysteria since four long-haired hippies from Liverpool landed on the Ed Sullivan Show. Truly, our nation needs prayer. I’ve been to church […]
Our spiritual leader Sister Helen Holy is back again this week to share her good Christian perspective on the news. Catholics: Those pagan Catholics are at it again. The men in skirts over in Italy have convened and decided that perhaps they should “welcome and appreciate” gays. I find it so hard to believe that it has taken them so […]
Our spiritual leader Sister Helen Holy is back again this week to share her good Christian perspective on the news. Gay Marriage: Lord help us all! Little John Roberts and the Supremes have hiked up their black robes and climbed up on chairs in abject fear of the MOUSE called gay marriage. Rather than have to take a stand on […]
Our spiritual leader Sister Helen Holy is back again this week to share her good Christian perspective on the news. George Clooney: The secular media is abuzz with the news that Brother George Clooney has wed in Italy. It grieves my heart that Brother Clooney felt the need to go all the way to Italy for his wedding. Surely he […]
Our spiritual leader Sister Helen Holy is back again this week to share her good Christian perspective on the news. Scotland: I have been in prayer about the recent vote in Scotland on whether or not they would remain as a part of the United Kingdom. Now, CLEARLY, the only Kingdom on my mind is a heavenly one, but I […]
Our spiritual leader Sister Helen Holy is back again this week to share her good Christian perspective on the news. Gay Pride: I am truly bereft as I reflect on these filthy “pride” events which have been occurring all summer long. Now I must deal with this filth in my hometown of Dallas, as they begin their “pride” week culminating […]
Welcome to the 701 Club, where our Christian perspective on the news is just a LITTLE BIT BETTER than Pat Robertson’s. Here is what the Lord has laid on my heart this week: Joan Rivers: Joan Rivers has passed from this earth. As a devout Babatist, it is difficult for me to pray redemption on Jewish people, but I feel certain that […]
