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Indiana, NSA & Miss Japan

Our spiritual leader Sister Helen Holy is back again this week to share her good Christian perspective on the news. Indiana: HOOSIER Lord and Savior, people? I wish to recognize the lawmakers of the great State of Indiana for their bold move to pass legislation allowing my fellow Christians to refuse service to any perceived sodomites or lesbyterians on the […]

The 701 Club: Ted Cruz, Aaron Schock & Fifty Shades of Grey

Our spiritual leader Sister Helen Holy is back again this week to share her good Christian perspective on the news. Ted Cruz: Calling all prayer warriors! We need to circle the prayer wagons in regard to the latest political news. Ted Cruz is running for President. Lord help us. I mean, he’s a Canadian Mexican! If he was running for […]

The 701 Club: Ted Cruz, College Frats & A Penis Transplant

Our spiritual leader Sister Helen Holy is back again this week to share her good Christian perspective on the news. Ted Cruz: Brother Ted Cruz has made headlines this week for scaring a 3-year old girl. Dear Lord, I KNOW how she feels! In an impassioned speech in New Hampshire, the Texas Senator was using his usual blabbering metaphors about […]

The 701 Club: Ben Carson, Hillary Clinton & Harrison Ford

Our spiritual leader Sister Helen Holy is back again this week to share her good Christian perspective on the news. Ben Carson: Brother Ben Carson, retired neurosurgeon and 2016 GOP candidate for president has claimed, in all his neuroscience knowledge, that being gay is indeed a choice. And to prove his ever so scientific theory, Brother Ben claimed, and I […]

The 701 Club: Leonard Nimoy, The Dress & CPAC

Our spiritual leader Sister Helen Holy is back again this week to share her good Christian perspective on the news. Leonard Nimoy: Let us mourn the passing of another godly Jew. Brother Leonard Nimoy gained fame and fortune as the other-worldly Vulcan, Dr. Spock, on that sci-fi trash, STAR TREK. As all fans of the show are aware, Dr. Spock’s […]

The 701 Club: Academy Awards, Same-Sex Marriage & Rudy Giuliani

Our spiritual leader Sister Helen Holy is back again this week to share her good Christian perspective on the news. Academy Awards: Sodomites and Liberals had their night on Sunday, as the 87th Annual Academy Awards were held. Such a parade of filth and left-wing propaganda. However, because I’m always prepared to fight the enemy, I watched every minute of […]

The 701 Club: Kate Brown, SNL 40 & Brian Williams

Our spiritual leader Sister Helen Holy is back again this week to share her good Christian perspective on the news. Kate Brown: Continuing their reputation as hippies, liberals and granola-eating naturalists, the people of the State of Oregon are now being led by a self-avowed bisexual as their Governor. I really don’t need to know what goes on the bedrooms […]

The 701 Club: Mike Huckabee, Super Bowl & Mitt Romney

Our spiritual leader Sister Helen Holy is back again this week to share her good Christian perspective on the news. Mike Huckabee: Former Arkansas Governor and Presidential candidate, Mike Huckabee, has boldly announced that he believes homosexuality to be akin to drinking and swearing. It’s something people do, which he doesn’t participate in or necessarily agrees with. This hearkens back […]

The 701 Club: Blizzard of 2015, Lance Armstrong & My Husband’s Not Gay

Our spiritual leader Sister Helen Holy is back again this week to share her good Christian perspective on the news. Blizzard of 2015: The American incarnation of Sodom, New York City, was faced with sure impending doom as the threat of a massive blizzard was foretold this week. Streets were shut down, traffic halted, sinners locked in their homes. Clearly, […]

The 701 Club: Superbowl, Mitt Romney & The Oscars

Our spiritual leader Sister Helen Holy is back again this week to share her good Christian perspective on the news. Superbowl: Brothers and Sisters in the sports ministry, the Lord has revealed his picks for the Super Bowl. The West vs. The East, Seattle vs. New England. Seahawks vs. Patriots. Chickenhawks vs. Tea Partiers. Oh dear, I’d best stop devolving […]