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The 701 Club: Mike Huckabee, Super Bowl & Mitt Romney

Our spiritual leader Sister Helen Holy is back again this week to share her good Christian perspective on the news. Mike Huckabee: Former Arkansas Governor and Presidential candidate, Mike Huckabee, has boldly announced that he believes homosexuality to be akin to drinking and swearing. It’s something people do, which he doesn’t participate in or necessarily agrees with. This hearkens back […]

The 701 Club: Blizzard of 2015, Lance Armstrong & My Husband’s Not Gay

Our spiritual leader Sister Helen Holy is back again this week to share her good Christian perspective on the news. Blizzard of 2015: The American incarnation of Sodom, New York City, was faced with sure impending doom as the threat of a massive blizzard was foretold this week. Streets were shut down, traffic halted, sinners locked in their homes. Clearly, […]

The 701 Club: Superbowl, Mitt Romney & The Oscars

Our spiritual leader Sister Helen Holy is back again this week to share her good Christian perspective on the news. Superbowl: Brothers and Sisters in the sports ministry, the Lord has revealed his picks for the Super Bowl. The West vs. The East, Seattle vs. New England. Seahawks vs. Patriots. Chickenhawks vs. Tea Partiers. Oh dear, I’d best stop devolving […]

The 701 Club: New Year 2015, Elly May Clampett & Harry Reid

Our spiritual leader Sister Helen Holy is back again this week to share her good Christian perspective on the news. New Year 2015: 2015 has arrived, brothers and sisters, and Christ has YET to return. May I suggest that you all get busy getting right with the Lord? I’m not talking about paltry new year’s resolutions which will be broken […]

The 701 Club: Christmas

Our spiritual leader Sister Helen Holy is back again this week to share her good Christian perspective on the news. As I prepare to celebrate the birth of the baby Jesus, I want to remind you heathens of the Christmas Story as found in Luke Chapter Two. There are subtle nuances in the narrative which are often lost on the […]

The 701 Club: Barbara Walters, War Criminals & Time Capsule

Our spiritual leader Sister Helen Holy is back again this week to share her good Christian perspective on the news. Barbara Walters: Barbara Walters, the Cher of television media (retired, already) has come out with her list of the most fascinating people of 2014. It mystifies me how I’m left off of this list each year, but I digress. In […]

The 701 Club: Big 12, British Royalty in US & Sarah Palin

Our spiritual leader Sister Helen Holy is back again this week to share her good Christian perspective on the news. Big 12: It just doesn’t pay to be a Christian University anymore. TCU (Disciples of Christ) and Baylor (Southern Baptist) made valiant efforts to prove their relevance on the gridiron this past season. Although I don’t understand competitive sports outside […]

The 701 Club: Cyber Monday, Sasha and Malia Obama & Prince Harry

Our spiritual leader Sister Helen Holy is back again this week to share her good Christian perspective on the news. Cyber Monday: Let us give thanks that Thanksgiving is over and we can all go back to being ungrateful for our day-to-day existence. Black Friday was witness to all manner of Unchristian behavior across this land as trash filled Wal-Mart […]

The 701 Club: Charles Manson, Bill Cosby & Ty Herndon

Our spiritual leader Sister Helen Holy is back again this week to share her good Christian perspective on the news. Charles Manson: Last week, I shared with you my feelings about the nuptials of Sister Solange Knowles. This week, we must turn our attention to matters of much more grave concern in the area of matrimony. True, the State of […]

The 701 Club: Solange Knowles, Christmas Rush & Elections

  Solange Knowles: I’ve been in prayer regarding the recent nuptials of Solange Knowles in the decadent city of New Orleans. This child of God was married at the age of 19, already has a child, was divorced, and has now remarried to another man. To say nothing of the “laying on of hands” which she displayed with Reverend Jay-Z […]