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Kentucky Woman

I really hesitate to start a column about Kim Davis, the Kentucky county clerk who continues to refuse to issue marriage licenses to same-sex couples. She’s such an easy target, isn’t she? But, c’est la guerre. Ms. Davis has racked up four marriages with three men, and here’s how. While married to Mr. Wallace (husband number one), she gets pregnant […]

Well, Let Me Say This About That Nervous Folks

Miss Craig McCartney thinks there’s a bunch of “nervous nellies” on the Liberal and Republican sides of politics. Between Hillary Clinton and her classified emails and Donald Trump’s weird antics, this week’s Well, Let Me Say This About That is hilarious. For more Craig McCartney goodness, be sure to visit www.letmesay.net. Also, be sure to like “Well Let Me Say […]

The 701 Club: Mountains, Music & Massage

Current events are troubling the masses. Let me bring you up to speed with my take on the following news items. Mountains: Alaska. The biggest state in the US, and yet the least populous. Certainly the state got its fair share of press when it unleashed Sister Sarah Palin upon the world. Now, all eyes are on Alaska again as […]

Common Ground

Well, something happened this week that made me realize that there may still be one thing about which we can all agree. Obviously, we can’t agree on the Iran Agreement (Deal or No Deal!), comprehensive immigration reform, or the possibility of Joe Biden entering the presidential race. I’m not saying we should; I’m just saying we don’t. Donald Trump has […]

The 701 Club: Footlongs, Filth & Football

Sin is rampant in our lands today. It is with great humility that I am able to bring you a Christian perspective on the evils of today. Read and be filled. Footlongs: Let us reflect on the amazing powers of Subway sandwiches and their ability to cause great weight loss. Brother Jared Fogle became Subway’s spokesman after he claimed to […]

Gender, Pronouns and Etiquette

Now that we are living in the new normal when it comes to gender identity, I’d like to get ahead of the etiquette curve before things get too messy. Let’s look beyond pronouns for a minute. Traditionally, gentlemen rise when anyone enters a room, and ladies don’t. Gentlemen are introduced to ladies; ladies are not introduced to gentlemen. Younger gentlemen […]

That Time Cooper & Craig Went To Tallywackers

Today, my dear, hilarious friend Craig – who you may know as the twisted mind behind the popular “Well, Let Me Say This About That” vlog – and I lunched at Tallywackers, the newly opened restaurant in Dallas’ gayborhood that’s been billed as the male version of Hooters. Between the media coverage we’d seen and the subtle-as-an-ax-wound name, I was […]

The 701 Club: Pumpkins, Football & Baseball

So much for us to be on our knees about, Brothers and Sisters. Let us turn our hearts in prayer to the news of the week. Pumpkins: Rejoice, ye followers of all things caffeinated. Seattle-based death star, Starbucks, has announced that it will be adding REAL pumpkin to its pumpkin spiced latte drinks. Say what? What was in it before? […]

I Fully Understand

Did anyone else notice Donald Trump saying this more than once last Thursday night at the debate? He understood that he was on the stage of the Republican Presidential Debate while refusing to rule out the possibility of an independent or third-party run for the White House. Meanwhile, I was thinking, “Good for you, Donald, but there are a couple […]

The 701 Club: Misogynists, Mistakes & Mis(Fortunes)

Gather ‘round, all ye sinners, as I share in faithfulness my views on current affairs. Read and be blessed! Trump: Brothers and Sisters, I know you are as weary of the attention being given to Donald Trump as I am. But, when such a man so generously gives fodder and food worthy of ridicule, what are we to do but […]